I’m an animal lover. Have you guessed? From carrying for my own little furry babies and hosting regular fundraisers for various animal rescues to founding an animal-related charity (Ruthie’s Kennel Club), the pitter-patter of tiny paws is never far from me. One of the many reasons I love Milwaukee is that it’s loaded with animal rescues, shelters, pet-food pantries and a host of other services to care for Cream City’s hairy residents. (And by “hairy residents,” I’m not talking about the legs on the women of West Allis.)
Speaking of fuzzy obsessions, read the letter below from someone concerned over a lover’s attachment to a kitty (albeit a toy). You’ll also find a change-of-pace animal fundraiser in the list of weekly happening. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your furry friend (again, leave the Westside women of Wisconsin alone), and let’s read this edition of “Hear Me Out.”
Dear Ruthie,
I’ve been dating a girl for a few months. I like her and everything’s cool, except she insists on sleeping with a stuffed animal. It’s tiny and doesn’t take up any room, but it’s there. It’s a plush white cat and it stinks. Things took a turn last week when she brought it on a date with us. It was hidden in her purse. I confronted her and she admitted that she’s been bringing it with her wherever she goes for some time. Is this a problem?
—Pussy Galore
Dear Pussy,
I can see how your plushy-packing honey has you concerned. I’m no doctor so I’m not about to try to pick your girlfriend’s brain. That said, gently communicate your worries to her and take it from there. Give her time to react to your concerns. If she begins to rely too greatly on the toy or if its absence is causing anxiety or interfering with life in general, you might want to suggest she talk to a professional about it. After all, everyone likes a little pussy.
UPCOMING EVENTS:
March 25: Pink Hat Party at This Is It (418 E. Wells St.): My kooky gal-pal Dixie Kuppe hosts this night of fun, benefitting the Milwaukee LGBT Community Center. Bring your favorite crimson cap or buy one at the party and toss back discounted beverages from 8-11 p.m. Raffles prizes and drag performances round out the mid-week mayhem.
March 26-29: ‘Beauty in Bloom’ at Milwaukee Art Museum (700 N. Art Museum Drive): Spring has sprung…we hope! After all, living in Milwaukee, we’ll revel in any sign of spring that’s tossed our way, and this breathtaking presentation of local floral works is no exception. Soak in the fabulous flora in a salute to all that’s lovely.
March 27: Dragrassic Park at D.I.X. (739 S. First St.): A self-described Paleolithic party of the ages, the crew at D.I.X. hosts this drag-tacular night of gender-bending craziness. Four cages feature four queens shaking their moneymakers for you. The lineup features special performances by Chicago’s Trannika Rex and others in addition to a DJ, dancing and drink specials.
March 27: ‘Rent’ at In Tandem Theatre (628 N. 10th St.): The gang at Kalliope Vocal Arts breathe new life into this LGBT-favorite musical. (But really, aren’t all musicals LGBT favorites?) Directed by Devere Burnett, the high-energy show deals with heavy topics such as AIDS, drug abuse, Transgender issues, and the overall angst and excitement of youth. The show runs through April 4. Simply visit kallioperent.brownpapertickets.com for performances and tickets.
March 28: One Heartland Fundraiser at Hot Water/Wherehouse (818 S. Water St.): Keith Leifer (aka Tall Keith) hosts his annual fundraiser that’s open to the public with a donation to One Heartland (formerly known as Camp Heartland). Kick off your Saturday with this 4 to 8 p.m. soiree that includes a show, appetizers, drink specials and more. I’ll be there, will you?
March 29: Tattoos to the Rescue at Rockstar Tattoo & Co. (2707 S. 108th St.): Get tatted and save animals. What could be a better combo? Visit Rockstar Tattoo & Co. between noon and 4 p.m., and get a two-inch animal tattoo for $50 (cash only). Whether you bring your own design or choose from the parlor’s catalog, the proceeds from each tattoo benefit Milwaukee Pets Alive.
Have a question for Ruthie or need to tell her about an event? Email DearRuthie@Shepex.com. Catch her web series at ruthiesbitchinkitchen.com, and learn about her charity at ruthieskennelclub.org.
