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Outside Woman's Perspective

Feb. 7, 2010
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I do no'to understanding American's wi-mans.
Zey do no-sing
to make zeir mans happy

Zey do no'to cook anysing.
Zey do no'to do anysing fun,

All zey are like to do
is to buy sings

And always zey are to talk
zeir mans are stupid

Talk zeir mans are stupid!
Before of zeir faces!

And z'mans are to hear ziss!

And zey are no happy!

No'zee American's wi-mans!
No'zee mans!

Ed Makowski is a poet and artist living in Milwaukee. As Eddie Kilowatt he released two books, Manifest Density and Carrying a Knife in to the Gunfight. Ed works strange jobs and rides old motorcycles. More of his work can be found online at Ed Makowski’s Kitchen Table.


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