I’d told my wife about this wedding a friend of mine was having at the Alchemist this weekend. Evidently the wdding will be performed by Clownvis.
“Clownvis?” She said.
“Clownvis.” I said.
“Excuse me, I though you said Clownvis…like a clown Elvis?”
“Yes. It’s a clown Elvis.”
“Sounds creepy,” she said.
Okay, so maybe to the wrong person, Clownvis Presley, the King of Clowns sounds kind of like a disturbing hybrid, but for the right kind of person . . . it’s absolutely priceless entertainment. Prior to that wedding, Clownvis will be in town for a variety show at Stonefly on 735 East Center Street. The show starts at 10pm and runs late. The show will set you back $10.
