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It’s tough to make a living as a writer, and some of us have aknack for making it seem damn-near impossible. Sometimes writing about sportspays more than comedy, and priorities ensue. But if Comedy Sportz has taught usnothing besides th.. Read more

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Get Wry isacquainted with some doozies on social media, including Rohn Demogorgon, theuncle of a friend of a friend. This particular doozie is a purveyor of slotmachines, and he’s been known to complain about strange things—like how the.. Read more

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In a slyattempt to renew interest in a little team called the Green Bay Packers, GetWry contacted Perry Dale, high school classmate of former quarterback DonMajkowski and photographer of the poster above. Initially bothered by someonetos.. Read more

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There are times when I’m almostsure that each one of us is alone in the universe, toiling in chaos, victims ofa big accident. But then an even bigger coincidence comes along, and somethingdeep within the mystery winks at me, and I go on believi.. Read more

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Greetings of hello and balloon animals to all you nicepeople! The locals of Green Bay have taken to calling me Gags, but to behonest, I’m not a fan of that name. It’s too unpleasant. So please, call me my realname: Dahmer the Clown. Now, dres.. Read more

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Following a busy stretch of summerhighlighted by Father’s Day and the Fourth of July, local dad Bo Van Dam setaside some time with Get Wry todiscuss the truly important things in life. “They’re blessings. They mean theworld to me,” .. Read more

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In a list of the drunkest citiesin America, Wisconsin had seven in the top ten and five more in the top 20. Imean, we really kicked some serious ass… Maybe a little too much ass. Somemight say excessive use of alcohol is a bad thing.  T.. Read more

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Jagoff Chad Stoobler boldly ruins everyone's night by playing OU812 in its entirety.FOND DU LAC, WI—Furthering his reputation for bothering bar patrons, an area man has once againinserted upwards of fifteen dollars into a jukebox so that he alon.. Read more

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A couple months ago, without a clue how soon the icon wouldbe gone, I wrote a piece that was inspired by Prince. Specifically, one of hismany, many great songs: "I Wanna be Your Lover.” Characteristic of the man’ssavvy with the fairer sex, i.. Read more

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The first tattooScott LaShay of Akara Arts everetched into flesh was the logo of the punk band Crass. Years later, he investeda few dozen hours of craft and focus into replicating a Vincent Van Gogh paintingon someone’s back. I ask him about.. Read more

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I clap my hands as H2Bro takes the stage, but in an instant myapplause is drowned out by the hollers and shrieks of the fans of “Wisconsin’smost hydrated cover band.” Brothers Willy and Billy McHydro pose withcharismatic smirks behin.. Read more

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In an effort topromote my book More Stories, andAdditional Stories , I considered posting the entire 83,329 words in asingle entry on the Express website.Why not give readers something great for free and ask them to pay for itanyway? It’s .. Read more

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Living in a place that cherishesfootball as much as Wisconsin does has given us the secondhand joy of SuperBowl triumph, and that’s nice, but we’ve also had to watch a lot of athletesblundering through local endorsements. From Reggie White rasp.. Read more

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As you might know, Milwaukee was once slandered by Homer Simpsonin an episode about America’s most overweight city. If it’s any consolation,Homer is not always an accurate source of facts, and as for me, my intent isnot to taunt; I’m here to.. Read more

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Thereare some appealing attractions in Fond du Lac. My hometown has a prettyformidable trio of houses. The Galloway House is a historically preservedmansion and village with mannequins of blacksmiths and butter churners no oneis allowed to tou.. Read more

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Musingsabout zombies used to entail more of a commitment to a niche, and that nichecould be found at places like widely ignored lunch tables. What was once acultish fascination has gradually trended into the mainstream, so much so thatone of t.. Read more

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When I ask Joel to pick the mostinteresting thing that happened to him on December 28th, 2013, he feels theanswer is obvious.“Igot shot. By a bullet.” He pauses, grins, and adds, “From a gun.” Thatmarked the first and only time he ha.. Read more

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I'm not especially psyched about foretelling the future with myown brand of dumb farce, but it does happen on occasion. Prior to the 2012elections, as a freelancer for a now-defunct paper in Fond du Lac—my birthplace,home base, and wellspring o.. Read more

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