Pat Hazell's Permanent Record

Pat Hazell will premier his new one man show, “Pat Hazell’s Permanent Record” to open the Racine Theatre Guild’s Comedy Tonight series on Saturday, October 6 at 8 p.m.

From the creator of “The Wonder Bread Years,” “A Kodachrome Christmas,” and “The Good Humor Men” comes a one man show that reveals evidence of a misspent youth. Back in the day, your permanent record held all the secrets that could dramatically impact your future. Now with Facebook, social media and the advent of fake news, no one seems to care about the truth or what people have done.

“Seinfeld” writer Pat Hazell exposes his own sordid past in this confessional night of comedy. From his early addiction to card tricks (up to 3 packs a day), to his recent divorce living happily ever after, Pat opens the vault to all his faults. He may not be able to get another job but he has successfully widened memory lane into a four lane highway moving at 75 miles an hour. A modern history lesson of humanity and hilarity. If you can’t laugh at yourself, why not laugh at him?

Sponsored by Tri City National Bank, tickets are $18 for adults, $16 for seniors (62+), and $13 for students (21 & under) with season tickets available as well.

Tickets can be purchased from the Racine Theatre Guild located at 2519 Northwestern Avenue, Racine. Call (262) 633-4218, visit https://www.racinetheatre.org/production/pat-hazells-permanent-record/, or stop by the box office weekdays from 12 to 6 p.m. and 90 minutes prior to each performance for tickets.