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Art for Art's Sake

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Sadly, I must report that this season, once again, the souvenir Art Kumbalek Mistletoe Belt Buckle will not be available for holiday purchase, and I’ll tell you why. Read more

Art for Art's Sake

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I shoveled through the festering compost heap on my dinky desk and dug up a piece of essay that I shall now re-gift for your perusing pleasure ’cause what the fock. Read more

Art for Art's Sake

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As I try to conjure up something, anything, that I can be thankful for, it’s tradition that the only thing I can think of is that I’ve never had to hear myself say in a court of law, “But your honor, she said she was 18, I swear.” Read more

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Hey, I’ve gotten the message from a couple, three readers that there have not been enough jokes gracing this page of late, boo-hoo. Since I’ve got nothing better to do, what say we dip into Art’s Gag Bag and you’s can quit your complaining. Read more

Art for Art's Sake

Since being rather new and somewhat clueless as to the appropriate lifestyle of being an “old fart,” I found myself on a pleasant Sunday afternoon wondering just what the fock to do. Shortly, I had an “aha” moment. Golf! Yes sir, watch golf on TV. Read more

Art for Art's Sake

Well well, another Father’s Day right around the corner, which as tradition dictates, I must say that what with the bad rap fathers have got in the press and on the TV for far too long, I’m surprised the day is celebrated at all. Read more

Art for Art's Sake

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

To whom it may concern, I was reminded the Valentine’s Day is just around the corner when I was in the tavern last night honing the final shellac to this essay. Read more

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So listen, about these naming rights for the Brewers’ Miller Park going to some kind of insurance outfit, I’m calling a “what the fock” on that play. Read more

Art for Art's Sake

No sooner returned am I from my one-eye cataract-extract ordeal (one down, one to go) than I see everybody and his/her brother/sister declare to run for president on the Democratic side of the fence. Read more

Art for Art's Sake

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So yeah yeah, there was no regular Shepherd issue last week and if you enjoyed my absence, you’re in luck ’cause come next issue I’ll be on a week’s medical leave on account of having ... Read more

Art for Art's Sake

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

This week I choose not to belabor the craft of a finely honed essay, ’cause I beseech you, who the hell’s going to read it what with the holidays, with or without Jesus, upon us? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

I’m Art Kumbalek, and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

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I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Read more

Art for Art's Sake

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Art for Art's Sake

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