Home / Columns / Art for Art's Sake / Forget About It

Forget About It

Dec. 27, 2016
Google plus Linkedin Pinterest

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, this old year 2016 is practically expired and I’m thinking the less said about it the better. Try as I might, I can’t think of one positive thing to say, what the fock.

But there is this I could say: If you’re fancy-free come the New Year’s Eve so’s to kick 2016 out the door, maybe I’ll see you over by the North Shore American Legion Post 331 up there in Shorewood on Wilson Drive just north of Capitol, 9 p.m. to midnight with the John Schneider Orchestra, Claire Morkin, MRS. FUN and some saxophone player, ring-a-ding-ding. It be a suggested donation of $10, but if you’d rather drop a grand or two at the door, there’d be no complaints.

So I got to go, but to the limit of my optimism, I wish you all a happy focking New Year, and good luck with that what the fock, ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.

The Sports section of the Shepherd Express is brought to you by Miller Time Pub.


Given his political beliefs and past comments about women, is Judge Neil Gorsuch too out of touch with the mainstream to serve on the Supreme Court?

Getting poll results. Please wait...