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Dear Ruthie,
Boxers or briefs?
(Signed)
Inquiring Minds
Dear Nosey,
IF you’re talking about what I like in a man, I’m really into those short and tight little trunks. (Meow! Or, should I say, “Woof?”) If you’re asking what I like to wear, I go au naturale, baby!
Dear Ruthie,
Do the drapes match the carpet?
Sincerely,
Horny Harry
Dear Horny,
At my age, I’ve got hardwood floors.
Dear Ruthie,
What’s your biggest dream and your biggest nightmare?
(Signed)
Lucky Laura
Dear Lucky,Donald Trump not winning another term (hooray!) and Donald Trump not leaving the White House (boo!). I just hate that I give that fucker so much of my REM time.
Dear Ruthie,
I consider myself a bottom, but it doesn’t feel very good. In fact, it really hurts, and I don’t really like it. What should I do?
(Signed)
Wanna Power Bottom
Dear Bottomless,
The answer is easy. Stop bottoming. If you don’t really like it, you’re not a bottom, sugar.
Ruthie’s Social Calendar
September 30—Virtual Stargazing at Milwaukee Public Museum (800 W. Wells St.): Stop the video games, cool it with your streaming shows and take a break from PornHub. Sit back and relax in the comfort of your home when you enjoy Milwaukee’s planetarium at your house. For $10, you’ll receive a YouTube link (a day earlier), allowing you join the 7 p.m. fun. See the Theater & Planetarium area of the “Plan Your Visit” link on www.mpm.edu for tickets.
October 2—Day of the Dead Ofrendas at Latino Arts (1028 S. Ninth St.): Discover the history, beauty and love found during Dia de los Muertos ( the Day of the Dead) celebration. The art center is open from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m., so grab your mask and explore this incredible space during an incredible time.
October 3—Haunted History Pub Crawl Tour at Glass & Griddle (1130 N. Ninth St.): Can’t wait for Halloween? Visit some of the city’s spookiest spots, learn about hauntings and sightings, and discover evils that lurk throughout Cream City during this 6:30 p.m. tour and pub crawl. Bus seats are limited to encourage social distancing, so nab your spot and tickets (starting at $42) via www.citytoursmke.com.
October 7—50 & Better Virtual Support Group via Milwaukee LGBT Community Center (online event): This online 6–7:30 p.m. event brings together members of the community looking to enjoy each other’s company, share experiences, make new friends and more. The lively discussion group meets every Wednesday. Contact Christine Carter via ccarter@mkelgbt.org for logon information.
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