Gay guys love their moms. There, I said it. I know this statement will result in a full inbox of messages from mommy-loving Lesbians, Straight guys with a big-ass umbilical chord and Hetero women maintaining “best friend” statuses and pedicure appointments with mommy dearest. Yes, yes. We all love our mothers—but Gay guys take it to a higher level.
There seems to be an extra-special bond between a Gay son and his mother. I don’t know what it is. Perhaps it’s a love of Liza Minnelli. Perhaps it’s an appreciation for nice shoes, a clean house and good food. Or, more likely, perhaps it’s because a mother’s love is the best remedy for easing the emotional strife so many young Gay people struggle with mightily.
Regardless, I hope you raised a glass (or seven) to Mom last Sunday and gave a cheer for all the love she’s dished out—from birth and bedwetting to teenage angst and midlife crisis…and beyond. Thanks to all the Moms out there, for your unconditional love whenever it’s needed!
Dear Ruthie,
My friends make fun of me because I like big guys. They call me a chubby chaser and make fun of my boyfriend’s weight. This keeps pissing me off. It’s so fucking stupid that we’re fighting about the sort of guys I like. How can I make them stop?
—The Bigger the Better
Dear Mr. Big,
Get over it. If your friends’ ribbing is bugging you, tell them to cool it. If they don’t, find some new friends. If their jokes are more cruel than fun, find some new friends. If they’re causing more anger than enjoyment, find some new friends. Then, curl up with your chubby hubby and have a wonderful life with the person who matters most!
UPCOMING EVENTS:
May 14: Opening Night of ‘Cinderella’ at the Marcus Center (929 N. Water St.): The Milwaukee Ballet presents this legendary story involving fairies, a perfectly clean house and a hot prince with a foot fetish. Treat Mom to the show that’s sure to bring out the little girl in all of us! Hurry, though, because this classic production is only playing until May 17. Quick! Call the box office at 414-902-2103 before the clock strikes midnight!
May 15: Street Eats at Catalano Square (Menomonee and Erie streets): The gang at Shepherd Express hosts this third annual munchy must-see, featuring some of the city’s most popular food trucks. As if great food and cold beer isn’t enough, you’ll also enjoy live music at the hippest little park the Historic Third Ward has to offer. Stop by for a yummy change-of-pace dinner from 4 to 8 p.m. Food tickets are sold on site, so it’s easy to treat the whole gang to a full-flavored Friday.
May 15: Kids in the Hall at The Riverside Theater (116 W. Wisconsin Ave.): Longtime LGBT favorites Kids in the Hall are bringing their cult comedy craziness to Milwaukee! Yuck it up with the original cast—Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney and Scott Thompson during the 8 p.m. show. See pabsttheater.org for tickets.
May 16: Vintage Rummage Sale at Art*Bar (722 E. Burleigh St.): One man’s trash is another man’s treasure…and I’m not talking about the trash you woke up next to this morning. Celebrate your shabbiest chic with this annual outdoor flea market. Swing by the popular Cream City hangout from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on May 16 and 17.
May 16: Lights Out Leather Night at No Limits Bar (500 N. Baird, Green Bay): One of the great things about living in Milwaukee is that you can easily check out the LGBT scene at nearby cities, including Green Bay. If you’re a leather lover, you can gear up (or strip down) during this night of nasty, naughty fun. A beer bust and drink specials round out the 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. party.
May 19: Wisconsin LGBT Chamber of Commerce Business Awards & Expo at InterContinental Hotel (139 E. Kilbourn Ave.): Presented by BMO Harris Bank, this second annual event recognizes the best in business. Free and open to the public, the expo runs from 5 to 8 p.m. At 6:30 p.m., the chamber recognizes the recipients of the 2015 business awards. What a great way to learn about this city’s exciting LGBT community! See wislgbtchamber.com for more information.
Have a question for Ruthie or want to tell her about an event? Email DearRuthie@Shepex.com. You can also find Ruthie on Twitter (@DearRuthie) and Facebook (Ruthie Keester).
