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The Scene: A novicewine drinker scurries nervously down the aisle of a local wine store. Hestudiously avoids eye contact with the "overly helpful" storeemployees who hover like Eddie Bauer associates around a 2-for-$25 rack of mockturtlenecks. All he wants is a bottle of wine that will simply taste good tohis uneducated palate. Ducking left out of the chardonnay aisle, he findshimself staring at an array of multicolored bottles of red wine from Australia. Heexhales, looks left and right, snags a bottle of Rosemount Shiraz, tucks itunder his arm like John Riggins, and heads straight for the checkout...
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