Dear Ruthie,
I’m hosting a party next week, and a friend asked if she could bring her psycho sister along. I don’t like this woman (the sister) and don’t want her in my house. She has a history of stealing, is on drugs, and I just don’t need her knowing where I live. Plus, she’s rude, and I do not want to expose my other guests to her. What should I tell her? Or, do I just suck it up and let her bring the bitch?
Feeling Pissed,
F-This Fred
Dear Freddy,
Yikes! No one wants a tweaker at their party, ticking off guests and casing the joint. After all, you didn’t fill those deviled eggs only to have some psychopath stuff them into her purse. (Do psychopath’s have purses?)
Regardless, if you told her she could bring a guest or a “+1,” you’re in a bit of a bind. You told her she could bring someone of her choice, and now she is. Simply let her bring her sis, hope things work out (which I’m guessing they will) and hold your friend accountable if anything goes wrong.
If you didn’t tell your gal-pal she could bring a guest, and now she’s asking if her sister can tag along, simply tell her “no” and leave it at that. You don’t have to explain yourself. Your house, your party, your rules. And when all else fails...alcohol!
Ruthie’s Social Calendar
Aug. 17—Dippin’ Thots with Big Dipper at D.I.X. (739 S. First St.): One of America’s favorite gay rappers, Big Dipper, hits Cream City with a visit to this hot spot. The night includes a drag show hosted by Baby Bear, as well as ice cream, popsicles and drink specials to help you beat the heat at the 10 p.m. party.
Aug. 18—Courage MKE Volleyball Tournament at Fat Daddy’s (120 W. National Ave.): Whether you spike a ball or a drink, you’ll want to get some sand between your toes during this third-annual co-ed tournament that benefits Courage MKE. Registration opens at 11:30 a.m. with the games starting at noon. (Bring cash or check for $150 per 6-person team.) Enjoy light snacks between the games as well as a free lunch, prizes and, of course, adult beverages that are available for sale at the bar.
Aug. 18—ABBA vs. Queen vs. Blondie at Mad Planet (533 E. Center St.): The ultimate ménage à trois of 1970s/’80s music mayhem comes to fruition at this 9 p.m. dance fest. Part of Mad Planet’s “VS” series, this threesome of iconic awesomeness promises to keep you hopping until bar close.
Aug. 19—Madison Pride Parade (State Street, Downtown Madison): Relish one of the last pride events of summer when you head to the state capital. A great, family-friendly time will be had by all when you take in this parade and rally. The fun steps off at 1 p.m. at 500-600 blocks of State Street. The parade marches up State Street to Capitol Square for an enthusiastic rally. The party continues to 4 p.m., with plenty of bar hopping to follow. Visit outreachprideparade.org for more information.
Aug. 19—Uncut Night at Cactus Club (2496 S. Wentworth Ave.): Described as an “unadulterated, unfiltered and raw drag review,” this naughty night of music, queens and more promises to get your blood pumping. The 9 p.m. show features six performers, a DJ and a $5 cover charge.
Aug. 20—Preview of “Camp Wannakiki” at Hamburger Mary’s (730 S. Fifth St.): Watch the latest episode (a day before anyone else) of this wild, whacky and wonderful reality drag competition, featuring hilarious queens from the Midwest—including Milwaukee. I play hostess both on the web series and at this kooky 7 p.m. preview night, so join me for some fun. You’ll enjoy performances from some of the contestants, special beverages and more. Call 414-488-2555 for reservations.
Aug. 21—Testing Tuesday at Harbor Room (117 E. Greenfield Ave.): Take control of your health and know your status with free HIV testing and STD screening. The 6-9 p.m. schedule offers plenty of options for you to pop into this Levi/Leather bar. You’ll also find free prevention and health care kits, as well as $10 Walmart Gift Cards for qualified participants.\
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