Is your refrigerator running? Better vote for it! Hello my laughing Larrys and snickering Sues! This is Derrick “Did You Laugh?” Babin! For over 25 years I had the privilege of running my very own prop shop, Derrick’s Gallery of Giggles. Sadly, my humorless landlord decided to jack up the rent, forcing me to hang up the rubber chicken. But I guess you could say I had the last laugh, as her precious new sandwich shop burnt the entire strip mall to the ground! Now that’s what I call a fire sale! Too bad there isn’t a market for charred parapet walls! I’m kidding, of course. There was a pet shop next door and I was told none of the animals made it out. Anyone that’s ever owned a dog before will tell you that’s a real shame. Anyway, I don’t want to live in the past, but if you do, say hi to Barney and Fred for me!
After a brief 8 year hiatus from comedy, I’m happy to announce my latest gut busting venture! Do you like memes? ME too! They’re a bunch of crazy characters and this time they’ve got something to say about those gosh darn video games! I know what you’re thinking “Who let you out of the nuthouse!” Haha that’s a joke. I do have a brother in a state-run institution. Something about bugs or thinking he’s a bug, it’s very sad. No, you’re thinking “I want memes about video games at a VALUE” Don’t worry, cause ol’ Derrick has got you covered! I’ve got the latest, greatest and craziest video game memes sold at cost!
Star Trek ($4.99)
Uh oh! Looks like Patrick Stewart is trading in his jetpack for a joystick! Earth to Scotty, can you beam us up some quarters? This hilarious video game meme is perfect for any nerd! Print it out and show it to your fellow Trek-Heads at a party! Put it on your Face Book for light speed laughs! Just be careful, Spock’s scannings are reading this joke as contagious! Now get back to work, Stewart! Before those aliens abduct all our supermodels!
Kid ($0.99)
This helpful youngster wants you to get in the game! On a serious note, I know how hard high school can be. My fellow classmates spread vicious, untrue rumors about my behavior at the freshman sock hop. I wont bore you with their disgusting slander, the truth is my zipper was stuck. I was given a less than glamorous nickname that stuck with me for the rest of my high school tenure and early adulthood. Well Ding-Dong Derrick showed them who’s boss with my Be A Bully To Bullies program! Unfortunately the school board didn’t agree with my aggressive tactics. Which is funny because a lot of those thugs that picked on me are now members of the board! But I’ve moved on from that. Ancient history. Don’t forget to call your Mummy!
Is your arithmetic getting you down? Why not hang up this goofball on your lockers and bulletin boards! As part of my ongoing work with children, I’ve discounted this meme to only one dollar! That’s only four quarters! Oops! Don’t tell your math teacher I help you cheat on this week’s pop quiz! They might have kept me 200 feet away from the premises but they can’t ban this lovable gaming teen!
Donald Trump ($7.99)
Having trouble saving Ms. Pac-Man? Better call in the presidential hopeful (and hopefully President!) Donald Trump! Don’t get too hooked on those games Mr. Trump! We need you in the White House! Your friends will love this free market empowering meme that will drive those looney lefties crazy! Obamacare? How about get an EXTRA life! You’ll need one when those death panels start deciding if Grandma gets another round of chemo! Let’s hope the American Flag doesn’t come down with a cough!
If I can get a little political for a moment, you gamers understand the conservative platform better than anybody! When Mario’s spaceship explodes, does the government bail him out? Heck no! You get a Game Over! Well now it’s time for the Democrats to Game Over! So don’t forget to vote on November 8th, 2016! Then we’ll get to see President Trump tell Obama “You’re Fired!”
Phone Dog ($3.99)
What the heck is going on here? This phone has gone to the dogs! Roll over beethoven! To the other line! It’s the pizza guy! Haha. Dogs are natural comedians. They don’t mind being (or sniffing!) the butt of the joke! What we’ve got here is a dog pretending to talk on a phone. That’s just wild, isn’t it? Can you imagine a Dog calling up a video game company? Why’s he doing that? Guess his game playing has been a bit RUFF! Why not buy this internet meme for one of your dog loving friends. It’ll make them go bow-WOW!
End With a Big Laugh!
We’ve had a lot of fun here today on the Internet! But don’t worry, old Derrick isn’t through yet! I want to thank my nephew for showing me how to make these wacky memes on his Apple. Maybe I should take him out for a exploding cigar and a strip club! That’s a joke! Little Aiden is 8 years old but he’s already got a fulltime job as a gamer! I don’t usually approve of spending so many hours staring at a screen but his parent are having a hell of a time keeping the marriage together, so it keeps him occupied. I’ve told Jim that no matter what happens, he’ll always be my brother in law. Great guy, loves sports.
But enough about broken homes, these incredible memes will bring you and your friends joy without breaking the bank! I’ll be starting my very own payerpal webpage with instructions on how to purchase these on pictures. On a related note, all of my classic gag props will soon be on sale for mail orders! According to the storage unit manager, everything must go! So if you’re in the mood to shock your pals with a hand buzzer or spice things up with some jalapeno gum, I’m your man! Did You Laugh? Then it must be Derrick's! Thanks everybody!
